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  "Would you please tell Derek that his daughter is on the line?"

  The giggling stopped. "He didn't tell me about no daughter."

  "He never does," I murmured more to myself than Derek’s shocked flavor of the month.

  I heard the phone being handed off, then Derek's voice. "James, is that you?"

  "Unless you have another daughter."

  "Nothing's been proven yet."

  "Ha ha. Very funny."

  "Hey, cut the old man some slack, huh?"

  "You left me six messages?" I prompted, hoping to get this over with.

  "Is that all it takes to get my daughter to call me back these days? Just six."

  "I was feeling generous."

  "So, how did the judge thing go?" I could hear him popping something in his mouth. Probably Cap’n Crunch, knowing Derek. "Got anything yet? You know, James, you gotta move fast with these high profile clients. They expect instant gratification, if you know what I mean."

  "Things went fine with the judge. We nailed him last night."

  "Hey, good for you, pal. So, which one of the Bond Girls did you end up taking with you? That blonde one? God, she's hot."

  I tilted my head to the side, and checked my timer. Three minutes left.

  Shit.

  Don't get me wrong, I love my dad. Honest. In fact, I'd venture to say there wasn't a woman in all of L.A. County that hadn't at one time or another fallen in love with Derek Bond. Think L.A.’s answer to Magnum P.I. Laid back, charming, and a real man's man. Unfortunately I’m a girl's girl, so you can see where we butted heads.

  Plus, there was the fact that, hoping I'd come out a bouncing baby boy, Derek had named me James. James Bond. Yeah, I know. How do you forgive a guy for something like that?

  "She has a name, Derek. It's Caleigh. And, yes, I took both her and Sam."

  "Which one's Sam? The one with the legs?"

  "They all have legs."

  "Yeah, but not like hers, honey."

  I looked at the timer. Two-thirty. "Don't you have company to entertain, Derek?"

  "You wouldn't be trying to get rid of your dear old dad, would you?"

  "Heaven forbid."

  "All right, all right, I'll let you go, James. Just tell me who you’re working tomorrow?"

  "Shankman. Married seven years. Doing the nanny. We’re sitting on the place during his lunch break."

  "We?"

  "I’m taking Danny."

  Derek paused, silence overtaking the other end of the line. "I don't trust him, James."

  "His photos are excellent, and you know it."

  "I didn't say his pictures were bad. I said I didn't trust the man. He's a player."

  "Takes one to know one," I mumbled.

  "What was that?"

  "Nothing. Listen, Derek, I can handle Danny. I'm a big girl. I'm a trained professional, remember?"

  "I'll go with you."

  "No!" I jumped up from the sofa, banging my shin on the coffee table. "Ow! Shit."

  "What was that?"

  "Nothing," I mumbled rubbing my leg. I could feel an unattractive lump growing there already. "Look, I'm doing Shankman at noon. I'm taking Danny. You are staying home with Miss Tricks there, and if you don't, so help me God, I'll call Dr. Pederson and remind him you haven't had your annual rectal yet."

  Derek chomped down hard on a Cap'n Crunch nugget. "Oh that was a low blow, James."

  "Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do."

  "Fine. But call me when you nail him. And I mean it this time!" he shouted, then hung up on me.

  Just as the egg timer buzzed.

  That’s it, I really needed a drink.

  * * *

  After I’d counted to ten, done a couple calming yoga breaths, and popped the top on a Corona, I flipped the TV on and walked over to the windows, staring out at the valley below me.

  When I'd moved here from New York three years ago, I'd instantly fallen in love with this apartment, not because of its size – lord knows the twelfth floor loft was one step up from a shoe box – but because of the windows. They spanned the entire back side of the open room, laying all of Hollywood sprawled out in front of me. On particularly clear days, of which I admit there are few below the smog level, I could see all the way from my point in Studio City almost to the ocean.

  As I drank in the view I vaguely heard the newscaster ramble on from the TV about two shootings in Compton and the fact it was going to be another scorching July day in the triple digits tomorrow, but I tuned it all out. Instead, I watched as the last remnants of day disappeared behind the horizon, painting the sky a pale, dusky blue. One by one, twinkling lights began dotting the landscape, anonymous beacons replacing the fading shadows of palm trees and billboards. I closed my eyes, letting the day melt away.

  Until I heard the television spit out a familiar name.

  "... breaking news about Judge Thomas Waterston."

  I turned just in time to see the judge's picture flash across the screen. In two quick strides I was across the room, grabbing the remote and upping the volume.

  "I repeat, this is breaking news, Tom," the young, Hispanic newscaster said into her microphone.

  "Do the police have any idea how long ago this may have happened?" a male voice, presumably Tom, responded off camera.

  The reporter shook her head. "No. The police are being very cautious at this point about what information they release as this is breaking news."

  "What is breaking news?" I demanded of the screen.

  "Do they have any leads so far?"

  Again she shook her bobbed head. "They are talking to witnesses who saw the judge at a charity fundraiser last night, but beyond that, we really don't have much information at this point, Tom."

  The fundraiser? I felt the Corona burning in my empty stomach. Mixing with a sensation that felt a lot like dread.

  The screen switched back to the newsroom, training on a man sitting behind the anchor desk in a dark suit.

  "Thank you, Soledad," he said with a practiced look of concern. "Once again, for those of you just tuning in…"

  I leaned forward and turned the volume up again.

  "…the body of Judge Thomas Waterston has just been found at the Beverly Hilton hotel. Police confirm that he died from a gunshot wound to the head."

  I stared openmouthed at the screen. Holy shit.

  The wife killed him.

  CHAPTER FOUR

  _____

  I muted the TV and lunged for the phone, dialing Danny's number. Voicemail. Dammit. Probably out with the Gumby girls. I hung up and dialed Levine.

  He picked up on the first ring.

  "Holy shit, Jamie, what's going on over there?"

  "I take it you saw the news?"

  "Saw it? I've had three heart attacks in the last five minutes. This was your big client? What the hell happened?" Levine demanded.

  "I don't know. I guess she shot him."

  "The wife?"

  I nodded at the air. "Oh this is bad isn't it?"

  "Well it certainly isn’t good." Levine mumbled a few choice swear words under his breath. "We may be in the red, but taking on psycho clients isn’t the answer, Jamie."

  "For your information the wife was perfectly sane when she left my office," I shouted back.

  "Yes, yes she was. That's your story, and you better damn well stick to it. God, Jamie, this is huge."

  No shit. I took a deep breath. "I can’t believe this. I can’t believe I got someone killed."

  My lawyer paused. Then his voice came slowly and deliberately on the other end. "Don't ever say those words again. Ever. You hear me?"

  I nodded in compliance.

  "She was a client. You did the job she hired you to do. When she left your office, you had no idea where she was going, or what her intentions were. Your professional responsibility terminated the moment she left you. Got it?"

  I nodded again.

  "Got it!?"

  "I’m nodding."


  "What do the police think?"

  "I don’t know. News says no one’s talking yet. The media’s going to be relentless on this one, though."

  "Then you better talk to the wife before she talks to them," he countered. "What the wife did after she left your office, she did of her own free will. But if she so much as breathes the name Bond to anyone, we’re sunk. This goes way beyond firing an employee or two. This is testifying in a murder trial, police combing through our records, press up our asses. This is not the kind of publicity we need."

  "Right." I nodded at my empty apartment again.

  "How did she pay?" Levine continued.

  "Cash"

  "She have a lawyer involved?"

  "No."

  "Records?"

  "I gave her the disk."

  "If she’s smart, she’s destroyed it. You have her sign a confidentiality agreement?"

  I sat down on the sofa, the game of rapid fire twenty questions suddenly zapping my energy. "You know I always do."

  "Good," he responded, and I could hear him sipping at something. Probably a double scotch. God, I wished I had something stronger than Corona in the house. "Remind her it goes both ways," Levine said. Then paused. "Quickly." And he hung up.

  I swallowed down that growing ball of dread and followed Levine’s instructions, immediately dialing the number Mrs. Waterston had given me. No answer. I prayed that didn’t mean she was in the county detention and left a cryptic message with a lot of "call me back"s in it. After I hung up, I called Maya and left her a message giving her the heads up and telling her that should anyone from the press call, we had no comment and should anyone from the LAPD show up, make sure to ask for a warrant. I left messages with both Caleigh and Sam saying much the same. Then I called Danny again. Still no answer. Of all nights, he had to pick this one to spend with twins.

  Asshole.

  When I ran out of people to call, I opened my media player and cued up the video from last night again. I sat back on my leather sofa and watched it, silently sipping my third (or was it fourth?) Corona as I scrutinized my every word. It was a standard decoy play. I hadn't offered sex for money. I hadn't brought the wife along. And I hadn't made any threats whatsoever against the judge’s person even when he squeezed my ass like he was testing cantaloupes. Legally, there was nothing I could be cited for.

  Morally, however, I couldn’t shake the feeling that I’d just gotten a man killed. Not the greatest man that ever lived, but a human being nonetheless.

  I leaned my head back against my sofa cushions, and conjured up the image of Mrs. Waterston’s perfect Hepburn face as she’d watched the footage just that morning. She’d seemed upset, but not overly so. Disappointed, but not angry. Sad, but not surprised. Nothing to indicate she was so unhinged as to actually kill the man.

  I watched the muted TV, a scene of the coroner's van pulling up to the hotel.

  Apparently I knew men, but I had a lot to learn about women.

  * * *

  I pulled the trigger three times, popping off each round with a satisfying jolt that rippled through my outstretched arms. A Glock 27 isn't the biggest or baddest of guns. It's not made for show, and it doesn't pack as much of a recoil as, say, a .44 Magnum. But I like it. It's sleek, small enough to fit in my purse, and packs enough of a punch that I can feel every shot vibrate through my body, from my index fingers, curled around the smooth trigger, to my toes, encased in pointy, snakeskin pumps, planted at shoulder width as I aimed for the target fifty feet away.

  I pulled back, easing two more bullets down the lane, hearing the satisfying pop of them leave the barrel even through the thick padded ear coverings that were standard issue at Cisco's Range.

  I lowered my weapon and hit the red button mounted beside me on the mortared safety wall. A sheet of paper bearing a head and shoulders target raced towards me from the end of the lane. Once it was close enough, I checked my accuracy. One shot to the head, two in the torso, and two more near the shoulder. Not bad. The shoulder shots would likely piss a guy off more than stop him in his tracks, but my first shot had been the head wound, so by that time the shoulders would be a moot point.

  I pulled the target down and clipped a fresh sheet of paper to the line before sending it back to its position at the far end of the shooting gallery.

  After spending a sleepless night haunted by images of Judge Waterston's pudgy face, his wife's perfect twinset, and a big red hole in the judge's forehead, I'd awoken cranky, exhausted, and needing to release some nervous energy. In short, I wanted to shoot something. I briefly considered targeting the phone when, after three more tries, Danny still wasn't picking up. But since my entire life was programmed into my phone, I opted for a morning at the gun range instead.

  "Hey, that was pretty good," Sam shouted from the next lane over, gesturing to the mutilated target. "Three of those would have been deadly."

  "Thanks," I responded. Though, I think she was just trying to make me feel better about the four shots that had gone wide and missed the guy altogether. I glanced at her target. Seven shots to the head. All in a neat little circular pattern. What did I tell you? The woman was an animal.

  "So, any luck with Peters yet?" I asked her.

  I watched as she squinted one eye behind her thick safety goggles, aiming at the paper man again. "No," she shouted. "I'm telling you, the man is clean. I went with Caliegh yesterday."

  "And?"

  "We feigned car trouble outside his office. Caleigh even wore that little denim skirt, the one that's frayed up to her butt cheeks. And you wanna know what Peters did?"

  "Tell me."

  "He called triple A for us, waited 'til a tow came, then wished us a pleasant evening and left. Not even a whisper of a pass at either one of us."

  "I'm starting to think you're losing your touch, girl."

  "I'm startin' to think the man's gay!" Sam popped off five more shots.

  "Well, leave him to Caleigh for now. I want you to take over with Shankman. You’re watching his place at noon with Danny."

  "I thought you wanted this guy?"

  I shook my head. "I think I'm going to lay low for a while."

  She paused. "The judge thing?"

  I nodded.

  "Sucks," she offered.

  "I’m aware."

  "But it’s not like it’s your fault. The wife’s the one that shot him, right?"

  "Shh," I cautioned. Mornings at Cisco's meant trigger happy soccer moms and off duty police officers. The moms I didn't worry about so much. The cops, however, didn't exactly take talk of shooting someone lightly.

  But Sam didn't give up. "You talked to Levine yet?"

  I fired off three more rounds. All wild. "I can handle this. We’ll be fine."

  "Uh-huh." Only she didn’t sound convinced.

  "I called him last night," I conceded.

  "And? What did he say?"

  "He said our professional responsibility ended the moment she left our office. We’re fine."

  "Uh-huh." Again with the unconvinced thing.

  And unfortunately, I wasn’t in a real reassuring mood.

  Instead, I smacked the red button, reeling my paper victim back in. A little better this time. Five rounds in the chest, two to the head.

  I flipped the safety back on my gun and slipped it into my shoulder holster beneath my jacket.

  Sam took her ear coverings off, shaking out her dark curls. "I don’t know why you have to wear that thing," she said, gesturing to my gun. "It’s like a hundred degrees outside, and you gotta wear a jacket to cover it."

  I looked down. A fine sheen of sweat was already dotting the inside of my blazer. "I don’t mind."

  "Mind? You’re gonna get heat stroke."

  I put my hands on my hips. "Did you put on panties this morning, Sam?"

  She grinned. "Are you hitting on me, boss?"

  Only I’m pretty sure the look on my face told her I wasn’t kidding.

  "Yes," she said, "I’m wearing panties. Lac
ey, red ones, if you must know."

  "Right, because even if no one sees them, and you don’t really need them, you feel naked without them."

  Sam shook her head. "Okay, I get it, boss. Insurance, huh?"

  I nodded. "Something like that."

  "And just for the record, sometimes, my panties do get seen." She winked. "I got a life, you know."

  "TMI, Sam." I grabbed my purse, making for the exit.

  "Hey," Sam called after me. "So, what are we gonna do about the judge?"

  "We are going to do nothing. You are going to nail Shankman," I said, pointing a finger at her. "And I am gonna go talk to the wife and make sure she keeps her pretty little mouth shut."

  * * *

  As soon as I stepped outside I dialed Mrs. Waterston again. And got no answer, my call going straight to voicemail. Again. I left another message, asking her to please call me back, and hit the end button.

  But no way was I giving up that easily.

  I hopped in my roadster (fire engine red – if you’re buying a car for show, might as well go all out, right?) and drove over the hill to the Waterston’s address in Beverly Hills. It was a large, brick and white columned affair that spoke of someone’s obsession with Gone with the Wind. Singularly out of place in sunny California. And crawling with press.

  I parked my car down the block, scanning the line of reporters for any way to slip inside unnoticed. They were two and three deep near the driveway, a few even going so far as to set up camp on the Waterston’s front lawn. I had a sinking feeling if there was any way to get in or out, Mrs. Waterston had already taken it.

  I flipped open my glove box and pulled out a plastic laminated press pass. Or at least, a really good replica of a press pass that had served me well on more than one occasion. I looped the lanyard around my neck and hopped out, jogging over to the line of vultures waiting to prey on Mrs. Waterston’s media carcass.

  Near the front drive I spotted a guy wearing a windbreaker emblazoned with the Channel 4 logo.

  "Hey, Bob, right?" I asked, coming up behind him.